Patenting Deliciousness

This is not a picture of patented deliciousness. Original photographer found here. 

The Internet is reporting that Oklahoma State University (Go Cowboys!) is attempting to patent a "cut" of steak.  While general reporting has focused on the fact that this new improvement in the Steak-y Arts will be called "The Vegas Strip" ( which does sound delicious) no one is focusing on the fact that the Inventors pretty much opened themselves up to a Sec. 103 Rejection based on the interview.  

For those who don't know (and why you would be reading a patent blog without knowing about patents...) merely filing a patent on something is no guarantee that you will actually get a patent on that thing. A lot of  digital ink has been used to decry the patent system as innovation restricting.  However, these garment rending positions are usually taken by people who have less than a common familiarity with the workings of the patent system. Once you apply for a patent, that application (helpfully called a "Patent Application") is examined by a Patent Examiner, and is not automatically turned into a patent.  

It is that Patent Examiner's job to determine if your patent application meets certain legal and procedural hurdles.  In this case, hopefully the patent application for Vegas Strip is given to a Patent Examiner who is an expert in Tastiness (I have a PhD in Tastiness from Finger-licking University, but I don't like to brag). According to OSU, the patent is not for the steak itself, but for the series of cuts used to make the steak.  For those of you aware, OSU just gave away that the patent is to a "Method" and not a "thing".  So the Tasty Expert Patent Examiner would look at this method of steak cutting a see if it has been done before, or if it is obvious (Sec. 103) in light of previous steak cuttings methods.  

The spokesperson for OSU's Steak Patenting Initiative (I just make up the initiative part), when asked how the method works said: 

"If i told you, it would be a hint to where this muscle is," he said. "A knowledgeable person would say, 'Aha!'"

Well, if that doesn't sound like "it would have been obvious to one skilled in the art" I don't know what is.   So, what's the point.  Well, one point is to not give interviews about your specious patent applications. 

A second, better point, is to not freak out every time someone says that they filed for a patent on the color blue, or a user interface, or some stupid Facebook integration program.  Merely filing the patent does not get you from A to B.  The patent office has plenty of mechanisms for weeding out bad, and obvious ideas, and does a pretty good job at it.  I think we can all sleep safely knowing that Oklahoma will not corner the market on deliciousness. 

Jordan Garner, Leason Ellis, Patents