Letters to the Editor - Things not to do

If you follow patent law, you have no doubt seen the dust-up over the letter a Patent Attorney Andrew Schroeder sent to the Patent Office.

Part Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" part  Beale in "Network", is was mostly an ill-thought out anti-government diatribe that will likely cost him his registration number, a Mal-practice suit from his client, and the unending focus and retention of this poor episode for all time due to the all seeing Google-Cloud bots.

From Patent-ly-o:
http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/2013/04/dont-write-this-letter-to-the-patent-office.html

Andrew Schroeder... filed the following remarks:

REMARKS: Are you drunk? No, seriously…are you drinking scotch and whiskey with a side of crack cocaine while you "examine" patent applications? (Heavy emphasis on the quotes.) Do you just mail merge rejection letters from your home? Is that what taxpayers are getting in exchange for your services? Have you even read the patent application? I'm curious. Because you either haven't read the patent application or are… (I don't want to say the "R" word) "Special."

Numerous examples abound in terms of this particular Examiner not following the law. Clearly, the combination of references would render the final product to be inoperable for its intended use. However, for this Special Needs Examiner, logic just doesn't cut it. It is manifestly clear that this Examiner has a huge financial incentive to reject patent applications so he gets a nice Christmas bonus at the end of the year. When in doubt, reject right?

Since when did the USPTO become a post World War II jobs program? What's the point of hiring 2,000 additional examiners when 2,000 rubber stamps would suffice just fine? So, tell me something Corky…what would it take for a patent application to be approved? Do we have to write patent applications in crayon? Does a patent application have to come with some sort of pop-up book? Do you have to be a family member or some big law firm who incentivizes you with some other special deal? What does it take Corky?

Perhaps you might want to take your job seriously and actually give a sh.t! What's the point in having to deal with you Special Olympics rejects when we should just go straight to Appeals? While you idiots sit around in bathtubs farting and picking your noses, you should know that there are people out here who actually give a sh.t about their careers, their work, and their dreams.

Your job is not a joke, but you are turning it into a regular three ring circus. If you can't motivate yourself to take your job seriously, then you need to quit and let someone else take over what that actually wants to do the job right.

See U.S. Patent Application No. 13/068530 (PAIR).

BitCoin and Licensing Fees

This post assumes you are aware of what BitCoin is and why someone might think it is a good idea to ask for payment of license agreements revenue in it. 

For those who don't know, Bitcoin is a peer-to-peer, anonymous digital currency.

Huh?

Exactly, the concept of Bitcons, how they are made, who has them, and what they are doing with them, are all beyond the scope of this post. I direct you to the Wikipedia site.

For the purposes of this discussion, all you need to know is that Bitcoins are a digital exchange medium. Think of it like an electronic commodity, cyber-gold, if you will. The goal is to have (by whom
?, why? Again, complicated) anonymous commercial transactions over the internet. This would free people from the prying eyes of repressive regimes, allow greater freedom of commerce internationally, and allow people to skip out on paying taxes.

You read (ha! all 2 of you) this blog for IP information, not Libertarian Economic Theory; so what's the point? Well, the point is that we are rapidly converging on a world in which small entities (single person firms, small skill based collectives) are all global companies. Each App creator, Web designer, even self-published author, has the ability to distribute and obtain revenue from a global audience.

One way in which small businesses can gain revenue is by licensing or otherwise monetizing their IP. The most common way this is done is by signing a contract that specifies a certain amount of money, either up front or on per - purchase - basis in exchange for access to the IP. While licensing your tech out for BitCoins in a up-front paid up license, is... a position; licensing your IP for a set number of Bit Coins in the future, or sales in made in Bit Coins, is not advisable.

"Why?", you howl, "I was about to license my tech, for anonymous tax-free Cyber-Space money!"
Well, the problem with anonymous tax free Cyber-Space Money is the chart below.

This chart shows the exchange rate of Bitcoin to US Dollar over a 1 week span. I think the reason not to use Bitcoin as the unit of value in your agreements is pretty obvious. If you had licensed your tech, for 1 BitCoin = 149.00 USD for use in certain Apps, and those apps went on sale on the 6th of April, then you would have made a bad call. (*note, Bitcoin has recovered some market value from the lows put forward, but the volatility remains.)

While initially each sale of your tech was netting you 150USD, by April 10th each sale was netting you 250.00. Huzzah. Then, April 11th rolls around. Devastation!  You are now netting 75USD per tech sale. This is a 50% reduction of your originally agreed upon license fee. Did you lose a war? Zombie Plague? Nope, just the random volatility of the commodities market.

The reason why you don't do this is the same reason why you don't license your IP for the "sale price value" of a Condo in Dubai in 2034. While there are arguments to be made for the upside, there are clearly reasons why such as speculative agreement is not the best way to maximize your IP value.

The way to maximize your IP value through licensing is to license your tech (or art, or published works) in the currency of a regime that places a strong value on IP rights, and a stable currency. Secondly, your agreements should be constructed to provide you with a fair market value of the IP, not speculative upside seeking. A stable license agreement for the duration of a copyright (Life + 75 years, i.e. see Jackson, Michael) is a great way to provide multi-generational economic stability.  Gambling that on an electronic currency is not the best use of your assets.

Jordan Garner

Architectural Plans and IP

The house to the left, deigned by famed Architect Richard Neutra, and immortalized by photographer Julius Shulman is not for sale. 

However, in the future you could get your very own copy of that house or another house, directly from the work shop of Richard Neutra. 

A new partnership between, Dion Neutra (Richard's son),  and the Neutra Office and California Architecture Conservancy,  allows for individuals to license the right to build their very own Neutra-designed home. Dion Neutra and the Neutra Office will even supervise the construction. 

Of course, the price is "upon request" but is supposedly line with existing custom architectural plans. 

I was once told that if you have to ask the price of something, you can't afford it. That is likely the case here, and that's unfortunate. 

It is really unfortunate that existing plans, already created and merely stuffed into a portfolio somewhere, are being priced as though they were new works of commission. The benefit for Dion is that the plans represent the sunk IP development cost of Richard Neutra not Dion Neutra. Attempting to extract that cost now, on a per copy basis, is a great way to ensure that those with the money to afford it, will resort to hiring a living architect. It is a little like saying every time you wanted to hear a song from your favorite artist, you had to pay to go to a concert. 

One goal of IP to place the maximal level of control over a work in the hands of its creator. However, a competing goal is to maximize the value of the work. In this circumstance, it is clear (maybe not to them) that it is the desire of the Conservancy is to minimize the wide scale reproduction of Neutra design homes, at the expense of well...nothing.

Pricing the plans such the "brand" value of the Richard Neutra is maintained (i.e. expensive), does nothing to advance the state of modern architecture, nor does it maximize the inherent IP value of Richard Neutra's work. 

One of the problems in American Housing stock is that the places in which people who appreciate Neutra style homes (i.e. Modern, yuppie types) live, are the same places that have pretty well developed housing stock. It is generally not possible (economically, or otherwise) to move into, say Scarsdale, and build a Neutra home from scratch. You would likely need to tear down an existing house and build a Neutra home over the bones of that. Once you have spent a significant amount of money tearing down a perfectly good home, odds are, you are going to replace it with something highly customized to your needs. Odds are, a Neutra Home, is not highly customized to that affluent individual's particular needs. 

Instead of pricing it in a way that only a very few people will avail themselves of the opportunity, Conservancy should be pricing the plans to hit the urban / upscale suburb market. By making the plans available for a small fee, the range of potential builders increases dramatically. 

I am not advocating forcing IP owners to license their works at cut rate prices. However, it makes sense to sell the plans to modern, aspirational housing, to actual aspiring artistic people. These people generally do not pay for custom architectural plans, because they are expensive. Here, Neutra has no cost, so the profit margins, at any price, are wide.  


Jordan Garner - 

Scammers Part 2

A while back I talked about watching out for scams in the form of "official" seaming documents coming from overseas and asking for "international patent" fees.

Well, short time ago, we started receiving inquires from our clients regarding the same issue but this time from a "official" international Trademark Office in Latvia. Note: There is no International Trademark Office. Second Note: If there were...It would not be in Latvia.

Just as in the first instance,Leason Ellis is taking the fight to the scammers.

See here: http://www.law360.com/articles/437509/ip-firm-leason-ellis-sues-to-shut-down-trademark-scammer

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